baby's first words
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”